Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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