Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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