Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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