summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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