the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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