are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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