the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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