census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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