Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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