he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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