Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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