She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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