I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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