brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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