he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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