Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"