Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches