There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just found puke in my bra..
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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