Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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