I need help removing her.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude