love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.