So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me