i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
no, he came in my armpit
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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