I'm drive I can fine osifer
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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