I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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