I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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