she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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