is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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