I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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