This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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