i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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