idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
There's always time for handjobs
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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