we're blogging at a bar
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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