You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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