okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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