you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Randomize
