Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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