You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
