idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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