how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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