Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
