I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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