Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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