I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My dick has a subreddit
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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