the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I lost the right to judge tonight
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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