Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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