i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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