How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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