weddingsv make me drug and hornr
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Randomize