Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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