For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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