Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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