There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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