Don't make out with my wife yet
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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