i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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