i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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