I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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