Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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