A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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