I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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